Dear Mother Nature,

I thought you might want to know...it's April. It's ok...I completely understand. What, with you running the universe and all, you do kind of have a lot on your plate. Sometimes I even write June on the date line of my checks in the middle of September. Trust me...being a mother myself, I totally get it. It's tough keeping everything straight.

Sometimes though, when I seem a little lost, someone is kind enough to give me a little nudge and bring something to my attention. I just thought maybe you could use a little help too.

I'm not mad or anything. We did enjoy what you gave us.

But could you just focus a little, and bring us some warmer weather please? And, ummmm....could you maybe stop with the snow??